Birthday Quotes
- “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
-Mark Twain
- “Artificial Intelligence is a wonderful thing, I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
- “There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.”
–Franklin P. Adams
- “Birthday is a salty word if you are not a fan of cake and ice cream.”
-Greg Evans
- “There was a star danced, and under that was I born.”
-William Shakespeare
- “It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.”
–Samuel Johnson
- “Birthday’s are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
- “I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.”
-Henri Frederic Amiel
- “Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”
-Jean Richter
- “Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.”
-Lucy Larcom
- “May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
-Frank Sinatra
- “New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.”
-Charles Lamb
- “Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years”
- “When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
- “The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”
- “A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.”
–Thomas Fuller
- “The entire world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
-George Harrison
- “For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
-Steven Wright
- “A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
- “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.”
–Steven Wright
- “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
-Bob Hope
- “Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my
life who really love me, and who I really love.”
- “A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
- “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
-Chili Davis
- “They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
- “We turn not older with years but newer every day.”
-Emily Dickinson
- “When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.”
-Bill Clinton
- “When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.”
- “And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
-Abraham Lincoln
- “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
– Jack Benny
- “No man is ever old enough to know better.”
– Holbrook Jackson
- “All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!”
– Charles Schulz
- “Real birthdays are not an annual affair. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.”
-Ralph Parlette
- “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.”
- “If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
- Euripides
- “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
- Lucille ball
- “Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”
- “If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”
- “One to-day is worth two to-morrows.”
- Benjamin Franklin
- “Of late I appear to have reached that stage When people who look old who are only my age.”
- Richard Armour
- “Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer and may you keep on having them for many a happy year.”
- “A birthday: and now a day that rose with much of hope, with meaning rife a thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle
day of human life.”
- Jean Ingelow
- “Here’s a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.”
- “Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
-Robert Southey
- “From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five
to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.”
-Sophie Tucker
- “You're not getting older, you're getting better.”
- “Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with
how many birthdays you've celebrated.”
- “I'm not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!”
- “Inside every older person is a young person wondering what happened?”
- “More candles: Bigger wish!”
- “Age is like fine wine; it gets better with time!”
- “You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.”
- “40: I'm 18 with 22 years experience.”
- “Don't think of yourself as getting older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not to think of it! Happy Birthday!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a perfect 40!”
- “My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night.But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends; it gives a lovely light!”
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
- “My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord-only-knows!”
- “Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.”
- Ruth Gordon
- “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
-Larry Lorenzoni
- “I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.”
-Liv Tyler
- “Thinking what my life would be like if you had not been born today years ago, I realize the situation would not be pretty.
Happy Birthday.”
- “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!”
-Larry Lorenzoni
- “May the sun's rays shine brightest on you today with the wind at your heals.”
- “Never make the mistake of being eighty ever again!”
- “Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
- “Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.”
-Robert Frost
- “May all your birthday wishes come true. Have a wonderful day and enjoy your present.”
- “We turn not older with years, but newer every day.”
- “The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.”
-Frank Lloyd Wright
- “My heart is like a singing bird... Because the birthday of my life. Is come, my love is come to me.”
-Christina Rossetti
- “Happy birthday to a person I can actually tolerate.”
- “A good friend will remember your birthday. A great friend will forget how old you are.”
- "May you live all the days of your life."
- Jonathan Swift
- “It's not how old you are, but how you are old.”
- “PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
and count each birthday with a grateful mind.”
- Alexander Pope
- “I hope that the coming year provides you with all the success and fulfillment your heart wishes.”
- “Age is just a number. A very revealing number, but still merely a number.”
- “Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age regret. Happy Birthday!”
- “On your birthday, wish for that which seems impossible, but start with working on the feasible.”
- “Each year brings unseen opportunities just waiting to be found.”
- “The aged are usually tougher and more calculating than the young, provided they keep enough of their wits about them.
How could they have lived so long if there weren't steel buried inside them?”
-Patrick White
- “Old age is not an illness, it is a timeless ascent. As power diminishes, we grow toward the light.”
-May Sarton
- “The elderly understand what they want; the youth think they understand what they want.”
- ” Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven.”
-William Wordsworth
- “Gratitude in all things will show you to be a strong and determined person.”
- “Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.”
- “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
- “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
- “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present,
I didn’t get you one...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY.”
- “To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.”
-Thomas B. Aldrich
- “In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.”
- Josh Billings
- “A woman's always younger than a man at equal years.”
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- “Grow old with me the best is yet to come.”
-Robert Browning
- “It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment
I began to grow old in my own esteem --and in my esteem age is not estimable.”
-Lord Byron
- “Just wanted to wish a little sunshine back into your heart of someone who gives it away all years. Happy Birthday!”
- “Whose birthday is today? It belongs to a special person who is reading this message sent with beautiful wishes from
someone who has been blessed by her friendship and good personality. Happy birthday!”
- “Some like Sunday some like Monday, but i like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.”
- “M0ney is short. Times are hard. I just txt you you’re birthday gift. Happy birthday!!”
- “In soft gleaming night of stars may all your dreams com true may every star of every night bring love n joy 2 u happy b'day 2 u...”
- “Da stars wishes you, the brightness of moon wishes you, the sunshine wishes you, the waves wishes you, the flowers wishes you,
the morning wishes you,wish wishes u last but not da least a heartless wishes you happy birth day.”
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